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Posted by John K on August 13, 2019, 11:26 am
It’s Geordie and his wife’s first night of their honeymoon. Geordie isn’t sure how to tell his bride about his stinky feet and smelly socks, while his wife is wondering how to break the news to him about her awful breath, which so far, she’s been able to cover up. After some soul searching, Geordie gathers his nerve and says, “Ah hev a confession te make.” She draws closer to him, peers into his eyes and says, “So div ah Hinney.” Recoiling, Geordie says, “Divvent tell is- ye’ve eaten me socks!”
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