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Posted by John K on August 18, 2019, 10:08 am
Geordie and Micky from Liverpool walk int a bakery. Micky steals three pies and puts them into his pockets and leaves. He says to Geordie, “That took great skill and guile to steal those pies. The owner didn’t even see me.” Geordie replied, “That’s just simple thievery, ah’ll show ye how to de it the honest way and get the same results.” Geordie then proceeded to call out to the owner of the bakery and says, “Ah want te show ye a magic trick bonny lad.” The owner was intrigued so he came over to see the magic trick. Geordie asked him for a pie and then proceeded to eat it. He asked two more times and after eating them again, the owner says, “Okay, my friend, where’s the magic trick?” Geordie says, “hev a look in the Scouser’s pockets.”
Recommended Local History websites.
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