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Posted by John K on September 12, 2019, 10:44 am
Geordie and his wife enter an expensive restaurant. “I’m sorry,” apologises the maitre d’, “but there are no tables available.” Geordie replies, “Ah bet if the prime ministor was te come in and ask for a cheble, ye’d mak one available.” “Yes,” admits the maitre d’, I suppose we would.” “Weel ah’l tak that one,” says Geordie. “Cos the prime ministor isn’t comin’.”
Little Geordie came in from the backyard sobbing his heart out. “Whaats the matter?” asks his mother. “Me father was fixing the fence and hit his thumb with the hammer.” He said through his tears. “That’s not so serious,” his mother said, “and a big lad like ye shouldn’t cry aboot that. Why didn’t ye just laugh?” “Ah did!” cried little Geordie.
Recommended Local History websites.
www.oldtyneside.co.uk/ www.gatesheadeast.co.uk/, www.donmouth.co.uk/ and www.hebburn.org/