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Posted by John K on September 15, 2019, 4:36 pm
Geordie buys a new bath but takes it back to the shop next day complaining that the water keeps running out. The store manager asks, “Did you buy a plug?” Geordie says, “Whaat? Ye didn’t tell me it was electric!”
Little Geordie asked his father, “Dad, How was people born?” Geordie replied, “Adam and Eve made babby’s, then their babby’s grew up and they made babby’s, and so on.” Little Geordie went to his mother, and asked the same question and she told him, “We were monkeys then we evolved te become like we are noo.” Little Geordie ran back to his father and said, “Ye lied te me, Dad!” his father replied, “Naa, ah didn’t. Ya mam waas talking aboot hor side of the family.”
Geordie fell off a 50ft ladder yesterday…he was lucky he was on the bottom rung.
Recommended Local History websites.
www.oldtyneside.co.uk/ www.gatesheadeast.co.uk/, www.donmouth.co.uk/ and www.hebburn.org/