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Posted by John K on September 22, 2019, 3:27 pm
Geordie was livid when he found a receipt for a new dress his wife had bought. “Whaat’s this?” he said, “A hundred and sixty poond for one dress. Whaat made ye spend that much on a frock?” “Ah divvent knaa,” she cried, “Ah was standing in the shop looking at it. Then ah foond meself trying it on. It waas like the devil was whispering tiv is, ‘Ye look great in that dress. Ye shud buy it.” “Weel,” Geordie says, “Tha knaas how te deal with him! Just tell him ‘get behind me Satan!” “Ah did, Geordie,” says his wife, “But then he sez, ‘It looks great from the back as weel!”
Recommended Local History websites.
www.oldtyneside.co.uk/ www.gatesheadeast.co.uk/, www.donmouth.co.uk/ and www.hebburn.org/