Thanks for visiting. Please recommend us
[ Post a Response | Thanks for visiting. Please recommend us ]
No Politics or swearing and No derogatory remarks about ex Teachers etc.
Posted by John K on October 6, 2019, 4:40 pm
Vicar says, “I didn't see you in church last Sunday, Geordie”. I hear you were out playing football instead.” “That's not true, Vicar” says Geordie, “and ah’ve got the fish te prove it.”
And another one...
Geordie is taking his daughter out for her first driving lesson. With a big grin, he hopped in the seat behind the driver’s seat. His daughter looked bemused and asked, “Why aren’t you sitting up front on the passenger side?” Geordie replied, “Listen bonny lass, ah’ve been waiting for this evor since ye wor a little lass. Now it’s my turn to sit back here and kick the seat!”
Recommended Local History websites.