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Posted by John K on October 7, 2019, 1:41 pm
Geordie and Charlie are out walking their dogs on a hot day, when they pass by a pub. Geordie says, “Let’s go in there and hev a pint.” Charlie says, “They winnit let us in with the dogs.” Geordie says, “Wey aye man they will. Just folly my lead.” He goes up to the pub, and sure enough the doorman says, “I can’t let you in here with that dog.” Geordie says, “Oh, ah’m blind and this is me guide-dog.” The doorman says, “Ok then, come on in.” Charlie sees this and does the same thing. He goes up to the pub and the doorman tells him, “You can’t come in here with that dog.” He replies, “Ah’m blind and this is me guide-dog.” The doorman responds, “You have a poodle for a guide-dog?” Charlie stops for a second and exclaims, “They give is a poodle?”
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