They canít believe it so go in, thinking this is too good to be true.
They sit down and the bartender says what'll it be lads?'
So they order 4 Lagers which the bartender served, saying 40p please.'
They can't believe it, so are soon ordering another round.
Again the bartender serves 4 pints and says '40p please.
Curiosity eventually gets the better of them so they ask him how can he afford to sell drinks for 10p?' Bartender told them heís a successful retired businessman and always fancied having a Pub, then last year he won 25 million on the Lottery so bought the Pub. Thatís why he is doing this special offer for 6 months cos he can afford it.
As the 4 Geordies talked and drank they could see a group of customers at the other end of the room who had been there at least half an hour without drinks.. So Geordie asked the bartender, 'What's with them lot doon there?'
The bartender said, 'They are pensioners from Sunderland and have been in every night this week and are waiting for Happy Hour when itís half-price.'
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