Geordie Humour
Posted by John K on November 19, 2019, 1:44 pm
Geordie is pulled up by a speed cop on Victoria Road in Hebburn. The cop asks to see his licence. He says, “Sir, it says here that you should be wearing glasses.” Geordie tells the cop, “Weel ah hev contacts.” The cop replies, “I don’t care who you know, you’re still getting a ticket!”
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