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Posted by John K on December 1, 2019, 4:57 pm
Geordie tells the psychiatrist, “Every time ah gan te bed, ah think there’s somebody under it.” The Shrink says, “I will be able to cure you of this fear but you will have to come and see me twice a week for a year.” Geordie asks, “How much is this ganna cost?” “I charge £100 per visit says the Shrink. “Ah’ll think aboot it,” says Geordie. Six months later he runs into the psychiatrist who asks why he never came back for treatment. “For a hundred poond a visit, ye must be joking,” says Geordie, “The barman at me local pub cured is for ten poond.” “Is that so! How?” asked the Shrink. Geordie told him, “He telt is te cut the legs off me bed.”
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