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Posted by John K on December 9, 2019, 3:57 pm
Geordie’s wife Mabel was caught shoplifting. She had to appear before the magistrate the following morning. Geordie goes with her for moral support. The magistrate asks her, “Why did you shoplift?” She replies, “Ah waas hungry.” He then asks her, “What did you take?” She says, “A can of peaches.” The magistrate, trying to figure out how to punish her says, “How many peaches were in the can?” Mabel says, “Six.” The magistrate ponders this and finally says, “Okay, you will be locked up one day for each peach, that will be six days you will be locked up.” He then asked if anyone would like to say anything. Geordie stood up and said, “Yor honour, she stole a can of peas as weel!”
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