Did I go to school in Jarrow with Bede?
No! I went to school in Hebburn and lived next to the Bede Metal.
Was the river Don named after me?
Am I 81 today?
No! I am only 41. 20 years ago I looked so clapped out after having translated the Bible into Pitmatic that they retired me without checking my birth certificate. Now that is real Fake News.
Thanks for those very kind words you lot...and best wishes to all.
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