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Posted by John K on January 3, 2020, 11:24 am
There was a new bobby on the beat in Hebburn and he stopped Geordie who was speeding down Argyle Street. “Haway man, officer,” Geordie began, “Ah can explain.” “Just be quiet,” snapped the cop, “I’m going to let you cool your heels in jail until my sergeant gets back.” Geordie says, “But officer, ah just wanted te say...” “And I said to keep quiet!" said the cop, "You’re going to jail!” A few hours later the cop looked in on his prisoner and said, “Lucky for you that the sergeant’s at his daughter’s wedding. He’ll be in a good mood when he gets back.” “Divvent count on it,” says Geordie, “Ah’m the groom!”
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