Itís impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.
A wire coat hanger is 44 inches long when straightened.
Your feet are bigger in the afternoon than the rest of the day.
The real reason ostriches stick their heads in the sand is to search for water.
If colouring werenít added to Coca-Cola, it would be green.
It is possible to lead a cow upstairs but not downstairs.
The first novel to be written on a typewriter was Tom Sawyer by Mark Twain.