If it takes a man a week to walk a fortnight, how long is a piece of string?
If I were a catapillar, life would be a farce.
I'd climb up all the shrubs and trees
And slide down on my......
Hands and knees!
The Elephant is a dainty bird.
It flits from bough to bough.
It builds its nest up a rhubarb tree
And whistles like a cow
A man stood on the railway track
The engine gave a squeal
The driver took an oily rag
And wiped him off the wheel
Down hill, no brake
« Back to index | View thread »