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Posted by John K on January 13, 2020, 2:04 pm
Geordie wakes up with a horrible hangover and a throbbing black eye. The first thing he sees is a single rose on the bedside table and a note from his wife: ‘Geordie, your breakfast is made. I’ve gone shopping to make your favourite dinner tonight. I love you!’ He stumbled into the kitchen and, sure enough, there’s breakfast on the table. “Jimmy,” he says to his son, “Whaat happenend last neet?” His son says “Ye came home sozzled and got that black eye tripping ower a chair.” Geordie says, “So, why the rose, breakfast and the sloppy note from ya mam?” “Oh, that,” replies his son, "me mam dragged ye te the bedroom and when she tried te tek off ya claes, ye screamed. ‘Leave is alone, ah’m a married man.”
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