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Posted by John K on February 10, 2020, 10:13 am
Young Geordie goes into the barber shop. The barber whispers to his customer, “This is the daftest lad in the world. Watch and I’ll prove it to you.” The barber puts a five pound note in one hand and a fifty pence piece in the other. He says to young Geordie, “Which one do you want son?” Geordie takes the fifty pence piece and leaves the shop. “What did I tell you?” said the barber, “he comes in here two or three times a week and always takes the fifty pence piece. He never learns!” Later, when the customer is walking down the street, he sees young Geordie coming out of Minchella’s with a big ice cream. “Hey, bonny lad,” he says, “can ah ask ye a question? Why did ye take the fifty pence piece instead of the five poond note?” Young Geordie replies, “Cos the day ah tak the five poond note, the game is over!”
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