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Posted by John K on May 30, 2020, 1:26 pm
Geordie’s wife Mabel bought a whole range of those anti-ageing cosmetics then spent a full day in front of the mirror applying various creams and potions to just about every part of her body. That evening, she came downstairs and said, “Be honest Geordie, how old div ah look?” Geordie replied, “From yor skin – 18; from yor hair – 25; from yor figure – 20.” Mabel said, “Wow, bonny lad, yor in a flattering mood the neet.” “hang aboot,” says Geordie, “ah hevent added them up yet.”
Geordie was in the toon when this tramp came up to him and said, “Mister, ah hevvent tasted food in over a week!” Geordie tells him, “Divvent worry hinny, it still tastes the same.”
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