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Re: Geordie Humour
One dark night a man took a short cut through a cemetery and fell into a newly dug grave. It was a nine footer and the man struggled to climb out. After a few hours he was knackered and sat down for a rest at one end as it got dark again.
A little later Geordie came out of the pub, inebriated, took the same short cut and fell straight into the same newly dug grave. The man sitting at the other end watched silently for a while as Geordie scrabbled away to climb out and then, in a slow quiet voice said "You'll never get out of here mate"
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