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Posted by John K on October 5, 2020, 11:17 am
Little Geordie came home with a football. “Where did ye get that from?” asked his mother. “Ah foond it”, replied little Geordie”. “Are ye sure it was lost?” says his mam. “Aye”, Said Geordie, “Ah saw people looking for it!”
Geordie talks in his sleep. Unfortunately, he also snores, so sometimes his wife Mabel gives him the wifely elbow. “Whaat?” he demanded one night, still mostly asleep. “Torn ower – yer snoring.” Mabel told him. Geordie turned over and while doing so muttered, “That’s nowt. Ye should hear wor lass snore.”
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