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Posted by John K on October 6, 2020, 10:47 am
Geordie's mates in the club were amazed when he informed them that he had bought his missus a wooden leg for Christmas. He told them it wasn't her main present, it was just a 'stocking filler'.
Geordie went to the chemist and asked the pharmacist, “Do ye hev any Acetylsalicylic Acid?” The pharmacist says, “Do you mean Aspirin?” Geordie replies, “That’s it! Ah can nivvor remember that word.”
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