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Posted by John K on October 9, 2020, 11:09 am
Geordie’s wife tells him she wants to have plastic surgery to enlarge her breasts. Geordie says, “Whey hinney, ye divvent need surgery te de that. Ah knaa how te de it without surgery.” His wife asks, “How wid ah de it without surgery?” “Easy,” says Geordie, “Just rub toilet paper between them.” Startled, his wife asks, “How does that mek them bigger?” Geordie replies, “Ah divvent knaa, but it worked on yer backside!”
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