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Posted by John K on October 14, 2020, 12:12 pm
Geordie is sitting on his front doorstep staring morosely at the ground when his mate Charlie strolls over. Charlie tries several times to start a conversation but Geordie barely responds. Finally Charlie asks what the problem is. “Weel,” says Geordie, “ah fell foul te one of them questions women ask. Now ahm in the dog hoose.” “Whaat type of question?” asks Charlie. Geordie replied, “Wor lass asked iz if ah wud still love hor when she’s old, fat and ugly.” “that’s easy,” says Charlie, “ye just say, of course ah will pet.” “Aye,” says Geordie, that’s whaat ah meant te say. But whaat came oot was, of course ah de!”
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