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Posted by John K on November 10, 2020, 2:46 pm
Two elderly ladies met for the first time since school. One asked the other, “Ye were always so organised in school, did ye manage to live a well-planned life?” “Oh aye” said her friend. “My first marriage was to a millionaire, my second to an actor, my third to a preacher; and now ah’m married to an undertaker.” Her friend asked: “What de those marriages hev to do with a well-planned life?” She replied, “One for the money, two for the show, three to get ready and four to go!”
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