I've retrieved a batch of Jo King's jokes from the message board archives, and as requested, will post one each day - enjoy:
Jo King's Joke of the day:
Geordie was in the shop looking for a jacket to buy for his girlfriend as a present. He couldn't decide which one to get, so he asked the salesman, "If you were buying a jacket for your girlfriend, which one would you get?
He said, "A bulletproof one. I'm married."
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