GEORDIE HUMOUR
Geordie went into the ticket office at Hebburn railway station. When he gets to the counter he says, “Ah want a return ticket bonny lass.”
The girl behind the counter asks, “Where to?”
Geordie replies, “Back here!”

Geordie goes into work with both ears bandaged up.
The boss says, “Whaat happened te yor ears?”
Geordie says, “Yesterday, ah was ironing a shirt when the phone rang and ah accidently answered the iron.”
The boss says, “Weel that explains one ear, but whaat happened te the other one?”
Geordie says, “Weel, ah had te call the doctor!”