GEORDIE HUMOUR
Two Geordie blokes are sitting in a pub in London. After a while one of them said,
“From listening to ye, are ye a Geordie?”
The other bloke said, “Aye ah am!”
The first one said, “So am ah. Where aboots are ye from?”
The other bloke said, “A little toon called Hebburn.”
“Bloody hell!” said the first one, “Whaat street did ye live in, and whaat school did ye gan te?”
the other bloke said, “Ah lived in Glenn Street and ah went te Cleggwell’.
The first one says, “Wud ye believe it, so did ah.”
Just then the Barmaid comes on shift and says to the barman, “It’s gonna to be a long night Bill, I see the Campbell twins are drunk again.”