The teacher said to little Geordie, “When your father sees this report, his hair will go all grey.”
“Champion,” says little Geordie, “That’ll please him, he’s been bald for years.”
Geordie staggers exhausted into his house. “Whaat’s rang with ye?” asks his wife.
“Ah thowt ah wud save my 70p bus fare by running behind the bus,” gasps Geordie.
“Ye daft lad,” says his wife, “if ye had run behind a taxi ye could hev saved a tenner.
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