GEORDIE HUMOUR
Charlie came running into the pub and said to Geordie, “Somebody has just pinched yor car from the car park.”
Geordie said, “Did ye see who it was?”
“Nah,” Charlie replied, “ah couldn’t tell, but ah got the number!”

Geordie asked his wife what she would like for her birthday.
She said she would like an animal skin coat.
So he bought her a donkey jacket.