Geordie’s wife Mabel went into the chemists and said to the pharmacist, “Ah need te buy some arsenic.” The pharmacist asks, “Why do you need arsenic?”
Mabel says, “Ah need arsenic cos ah want te kill me husband.”
Pharmacist is shocked. “WHAT?” he says.
Mabeel says, “Ye hord me! Ah want te kill me husband.”
The pharmacist says, “Why on earth would you want to do that?”
Mabel says, “Because he’s heving an affair with YOUR LASS!!”
Pharmacist says, “Well why didn’t you tell me you had a prescription?”
Geordie tells his mate Charlie, “Wor lass says ah hev only two faults.”
“What are them?” asks Charlie.
Geordie replies, “Ah divvent listen and some other rubbish she was prattling on aboot!”
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