From now on please leave two pints every other day and one pint on the days in between except Wednesdays and Saturdays when I donít want any.
Cancel one pint after the day after today.
Please do not leave any more milk as all they do is drink it.
Milkman. Please close gate after you as the birds peck the tops.
Milkman: Could I have a loaf but not bread today.
Please cancel the milk as I have nothing coming in except two sons on the dole.
Sorry not to have paid your bill before now but my wife has had a baby and I've been carrying it around in my pocket for weeks.
Sorry about yesterdayís note. I didnít mean one egg and a dozen pints.
When you leave my milk please knock on my bedroom window as I need a hand to turn the matress.
Please knock. My TV is bust and I missed last nightís Corrie and wonder if you could tell me what happened.
My daughter would like a milk shake. Do you do it before you deliver or do I have to do it myself?
Please send me a form for cheap milk as I had a baby two months ago and didnít know about it until yesterday.
Please send me details about cheap milk as I am stagnant.
Milk is needed for the baby. The dad has tried hard but cannot get any.
My backdoor is open. Please put milk in Ďfridge, get money out of cup in cupboard and leave the change on the kitchen table in pennies please as we are going to play bingo tonight.
Please leave no milk today. When I say today I mean tomorrow because I wrote this note yesterday.
Milkman: Please put coal on the boiler fire and let the dog out and any newspapers can be put behind the door. Donít need any milk today and donít leave any at number 14 either as he is dead until further notice.
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