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Posted by colinmcallister on September 15, 2021, 9:02:27
Sean is the vicar of protestant parish in Dublin and Patrick is the priest at the Roman catholic church across the road..One day they were seen together erecting a sign saying...THE END IS NEAR..TURN AROUND NOW BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE..a passing car driver shouted leave us alone you nutters, we don't need your crap...from around the bend they hear a screech of brakes and a loud splash...that's the third one today says Sean..farther Patric says maybe we should have just said BRIDGE CLOSED.
A thief broke into my house last night searching for money so I got up and searched with him.
Just remember, once your over the hill you begin to pick up speed
When I was a kid, I wanted to be older, this is not what I expected
If you can't think of a word say "I forgot the English word for it" That way people will think you are bi- lingual instead of an idiot.
You don't realize how old you are until you sit on the floor and try to get up again.
Recommended Local History websites.