I should like to put my name forward (to any interested Party) and here are my qualifications (such as they are).......
(1) I am a bloke.
(2) I have no qualifications.
(3) I have no interest in the local community.
(4) I would like a salary of around £82k.
(5) I would like an expenses account. This must stand in my favour as I had an expenses account for years and could easily adjust to fiddling a new one.
(6) I am prepared to sell any Party Line for the chance of advancement and therefore more cash.
(7) I am prepared to be entertained at various events by any sponsor with cash.
(8) I would like a super-duper pension at the end of my term(s).
(9) I will consider any other benefits that give me more cash.
Any interested sponsors please note.......I need a new car - BMW/Audi - so I can drive to different restaurants and events to introduce myself to the annoying little people who will vote for me.
Thank you for your interest.
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