I will be printing a series of Geordie Jokes from the late John Kingwho was the master of these, hope you enjoy.

Geordie noticed an attractive woman waving to him but didn’t recognise her, he asks Div ah know ye” ? She replied, “You should, you’re the father of one of my children”.

Geordie, Charlie and Billy went to the Doctors for a memory test, What’s 2 x 2 he asked Charlie, 177 was the reply, The Doctor asked Billy the same question, Billy replied ‘Wednesday’ he then asked Geordie, What is 2 x2
. 4 said Geordie. That’s excellent said the Doctor, how did you work it out ? Easy said Geordie, “AH JUST SUBTRACTED 177 from Wednesday!”