A tramp stopped Geordie in the street and asked for some money. Geordie says “ Ah Divent knaa about that Bonny lad, will you spent it on drink.” The tramp shakes his head, “Will ye waste it on gambling.”, asks Geordie, The tramp shakes his head, “Whey man , come hype with m” says Geordie, “Why?” asks the tramp, Geordie replies “ Cos ah want wor lass te meet the kind of gadget who dissent drink or gamble”.

Charlie asks Geordie what he had bought his wife for Christmas. “Ah Bev nowt nor a belt and a bag” Geordie said. “That’s kind of yer” says Charlie “Ah hope she appreciates the kind thought”, Geordie smiled and said “So div ah, and hopefully the vacuum cleaner will work better now”.