Geordie as driving home when he saw a RAC man sitting on the pavement next to his van, he as sobbing and looked miserable. Geordie thought to himself, That blokes heading for a breakdown.

Geordie went to the Doctors and told him his finger hurt wherever he touched it,m” That’s strange said the Doctor, show me”;Geordie pushed his finger on his shoulder and screamed, then he pushed it onto his elbow and screamed again, he did the same with his jpknee and ankle, screaming each time, everywhere he touched he screamed. The Doctor told him”Simple, you have a broken finger”.