Geordie went to the seaside for a day out, he came across a bloke outside a pub shouting “Seagulls, only £5.00 each” Geordie said he would have one and gave him a fiver. The guy said “ See that one over there sitting on the chimney, that’s yours” and went into the pub.

When Geordie was a young lad of 12 he ran away from home, a man found him sitting at a bus stop crying, “What’s the matter” he asked, Geordie said “ me mams having a bab””Well” said the man, “That should make you happy, not sad”. “But me dad’s been at sea for the past 4 years and I get the blame for everything in our house” Geordie said.

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