Geordie had his mother in law staying with them, on the first night his wife asked him to go up and check she was in bed ok. Shortly after she heard a loud scream from upstairs, she ran up to find Geordie naked next to her mother’s bed and her mother crying under the covers. “What are ye doing” she shouted, “I asked you to TUCK mother in bed”.!

Geordie was shopping in Asda when he saw this attractive woman smiling at him, he asked “Div ah knaa ye?” She said “Yes, your the father of one of my children” He cast his mind back and asked “Are ye the stripper who took al me clothes off and covered me with baby oil”? “No” she said, “ I am your son’s teacher !”