Geordie buys a budgie and teaches it to say "I'm a Geordie budgie & I'm hard as nails" Once it learned to say that and after a few months listening to it Geordie got really sick so to shut budgie up he buys a hawk and puts it in the cage with the budgie before going to bed. He said "lets see how hard you are now you little sod" and off he went to bed.

In the morning he checked the cage & the hawk was dead and the budgie is hopping about shouting "I'm a Geordie budgie and I'm hard as nails" he continues to repeat this over and over all day long, so the next day the man goes off to the shop and buys a buzzard. "right he says to the budgie this fella will sort you out for sure and puts it in the cage..
Next morning he’s amazed to find the buzzard was dead and the little budgie shouting "I'm a Geordie budgie and I'm hard as nails" The man makes a few calls and gets a lend of an eagle.

He puts the eagle in the cage before going to bed and tells the budgie "there is no way you will be here in the morning mate" and heads off up the stairs chuckling.

In the morning he comes down to find the eagle dead but this time the budgie has lost all his feathers. Amazed he looks at the budgie who is still saying ."I'm a Geordie budgie and I'm hard as nails ‘ Then suddenly the bald budgie said ‘I had to take me coat off for that one though’