The Officer says 'hey Geordie, get ready they're coming soon’.
How der yer knar like.
Can you not hear the noise in the distance.
Aye a can!
The Officer says, That's the sound of war drums.
Geordie said ‘how the hell did they get WOR DRUMS’? Ive been on guard al neet.
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Geordie and his mate were having a few Newcastle Broon’s in the Newtown Club.
And his brand new mobile phone rang & it was his wife.
Geordie said to his mate. ‘HOW DID SHE KNOW I WAS HERE ?
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Geordie was digging a hole in the garden when his next door neighbour peered over the fence. ‘Whats the hole for Geordie said the neighbour.
Its a grave for my goldfish’ said Geordie.
‘It’s a bit big for a goldfish’ said his neighbour.
‘I kna’ said Geordie …IT’S INSIDE YOUR CAT.
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Geordie was staggering out of Newburn Club at Christmas time
The Salvation Army were singing ‘Glory to the Newborn King’
‘Whey yer bugger’ he said, ‘I NEVER KNEW NEWBURN had a king’
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