While on the subject of illegal Immigrants just read this:


Refugees handed free bus passes and plush sandwiches costing more than a Tesco meal deal.
Nearly half a million pounds has been spent on bus passes and sandwich deliveries for refugees over the past four years.

The unveiling of 200 government contracts amounting to £6.6billion has brought expenditure on asylum seekers and refugees to light.A Home Office spokesperson said: "The government is required by law to provide support to asylum seekers who would otherwise be destitute, but we are determined to ensure value for money in all future contracts, and have introduced new controls to minimise non-essential spending which were not in place when the majority of these contracts were signed under the previous government."Overall, we are determined to restore order to the asylum system so that it operates swiftly, firmly and fairly, and it remains our commitment to cut the costs of asylum accommodation, including ending the use of hotels over time."

1)Friendship services in Bristol, £211,200.
2)Friendship services in the London Borough of Newham, £60,000.
3)Friendship services in Hull, £37,560.
4)Sports activities for the Wethersfield Asylum Accommodation, £20,620.
5)Integration activities in the Royal Borough of Kingston upon Thames, £105,000.
6)Activities coordinator in Bournemouth Christchurch and Poole Council, £27,070.
7)Easter Holiday Activities in Redditch Borough & Bromsgrove District Councils, £42,000.
8)Sandwich deliveries in the Croydon Intake Unit, £34,000.
9)Sandwich deliveries in the Kent Intake Unit, £13,650.
10)'Woke' research study on improving asylum support and needs - £229,920.
11)'Woke' research study into the lived experiences of refugee and asylum seeking, £225,090.
12)'Woke' research study into the decision-making of asylum seekers, £199,337.45.
13)'Woke' research study into international approaches to promoting the integration, £10,4751.51.
14)SIM Cards for asylum seekers in accommodation without WiFi - £560,000.
15)SIM Cards for data usage only for asylum seekers, £528,000.
16)Bus passes for refugees in Bristol, £264,000.
17)Bus passes for refugees in Bristol, £90,000.
18)Bus passes for refugees in Bristol, £72,300.
19)English language classes for resettled refugees in Nottingham, £546,760.
20)English language classes for resettled refugees in Herefordshire, £434,226.
21)English language classes for refugees in Coventry, £116,000.
22)English language classes for refugees in Torbay, £72,480.
23)Awareness training in Sunderland for council staff who engage with asylum seekers, refugees and migrants, £26,364.

URGENT APPEAL
I want to borrow a inflatable boat to take across to Calais and then sail back to the UK. I would like some of the above perks, free housing , free meals, free SIMS, free passes....free everything.
If you have a spare rubber dinghy please let me know