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A lad at Ashington baths sees a young lass sidling over to him in the pool. He turns to her and says ‘Are ye flirting?’. The lass says ‘Nah, ave got one foot on the ground’
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Geordie is standing on the Quayside when a Portuguese fishing boat comes up the Tyne. Geordie shouts over to the captain, "That's a bonny boat yiv got there. Wha'd'ye caal 'er?" The captain replies "Ana." So Geordie says "Ah kna ye kna. But Ah wanted to kna!"
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What do you call a woman in a white tracksuit in Sunderland? The bride
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Most Geordies are disappointed to find out the film ‘War Horse’ isn’t about their horse
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