A motorist is driving along when he notices steam pouring out from the bonnet. He pulls over and phones the RAC, describing his issue. “Are you over heating?” the RAC operator asks. “Nah”, says the motorist, “I’m in Wallsend.”
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A lad at Ashington baths sees a young lass sidling over to him in the pool. He turns to her and says ‘Are ye flirting?’. The lass says ‘Nah, ave got one foot on the ground’
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Geordie is standing on the Quayside when a Portuguese fishing boat comes up the Tyne. Geordie shouts over to the captain, "That's a bonny boat yiv got there. Wha'd'ye caal 'er?" The captain replies "Ana." So Geordie says "Ah kna ye kna. But Ah wanted to kna!"
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What do you call a woman in a white tracksuit in Sunderland? The bride
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Most Geordies are disappointed to find out the film ‘War Horse’ isn’t about their horse
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