Another one for John K
Posted by N44 on October 9, 2019, 5:03 pm, in reply to "Joke for John K"
Geordie goes to see Doctor Miller in Bewick St, gets examined and is told he has a bit of a heart problem and has to take these tablets. |
Doctor writes out a prescription for him and Geordie asks, do I have to take them every day?
No, replies the doctor, “take them on Monday, skip Tuesday, take them Wednesday, skip Thursday and so on and so on.
Two weeks later the doctor’s walking down Argyle street, and sees Geordie’s Missus. Hello he says, how’s Geordie?
“Oh he died of a heart attack,” says the missus.
I’m sorry to hear that,” said the doctor, “I thought those tablets would help.”
“Oh the tablets were fine,” says the missus, “It was all the skipping that killed him!”