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Geordie Humour

Posted by John K on November 19, 2019, 1:44 pm

Geordie is pulled up by a speed cop on Victoria Road in Hebburn. The cop asks to see his licence. He says, “Sir, it says here that you should be wearing glasses.” Geordie tells the cop, “Weel ah hev contacts.” The cop replies, “I don’t care who you know, you’re still getting a ticket!”

Re: Geordie Humour

Posted by Barrie Mortimer on November 19, 2019, 2:31 pm, in reply to "Geordie Humour"

Love it. Short and sweet.

Re: Geordie Humour

Posted by Lilian on November 19, 2019, 2:47 pm, in reply to "Re: Geordie Humour"

Hilarious John,Thank's

Re: Geordie Humour

Posted by Stan Wears on November 19, 2019, 4:33 pm, in reply to "Re: Geordie Humour"

Same copper pulls Geordie up. He says " you were doing 40mph in a 30 zone". Geordie replies" can you make it 120. I'm trying to sell it"!

Re: Geordie Humour

Posted by Stan Wears on November 20, 2019, 6:26 pm, in reply to "Re: Geordie Humour"

Jimmy said to Geordie" why are you pouring brown ale on your lawn". Geordie replies " cos it'll come up half cut"!