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Geordie Humour

Posted by John K on November 21, 2019, 11:07 am

Geordie and his mate Charlie are walking to the annual ‘Hoppings’ on the Town Moor, when it starts to rain. Charlie says, ”Geordie, put yor umbrella up, it’s raining.” Geordie says, “Ah cannit Charlie, it’s got holes in it.” “Holes innit?” says Charlie, “So why did ye fetch it with ye?” Geordie replies, “Ah didn’t think it wid rain!”

Re: Geordie Humour

Posted by Barrie Mortimer on November 21, 2019, 2:04 pm, in reply to "Geordie Humour"

There's some logic in that, I suppose, but it made me chuckle.

Re: Geordie Humour

Posted by Stan Wears on November 21, 2019, 8:24 pm, in reply to "Re: Geordie Humour"

Your book is brilliant John! Every house should have one! Thank you. Never stopped laughing all day !

Re: Geordie Humour

Posted by Bob Noble on November 21, 2019, 8:44 pm, in reply to "Re: Geordie Humour"

An apple a day keeps the doctor away,
A joke a day keeps the blues away.
Your" Geordie Humour" book will keep me laughing for ever ,
Where / how can I get one John?????
( email me on - robertsnoble@live.com)
You are a 'Star'
It would just fit my Christmas Stocking.

Re: Geordie Humour

Posted by Stan Wears on November 22, 2019, 4:28 pm, in reply to "Re: Geordie Humour"

Hi Bob.Great reading !

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