A Joke for John
Posted by N44 on December 16, 2019, 9:47 am
Geordieís wife is sick of him popping for a drink after work,and coming home late. So she writes a note to say Iím sick of being treated like this so Iíve left you. Dont come looking for me. She leaves the note on the bedside cabinet next to the phone then hides under the bed. |
She hears Geordie come in and go in the kitchen shouting Iím back hinny. Then the bedroom door opens and he spots the note so reads it. She hears him muttering and writing something on the note. Then he picks up the phone, calls someone saying ĎPut something nice on cos Iím coming over.Sheís finally gone and now we can have a bit fun without worrying about the time. love youí.
Then Geordie goes downstairs, the front door slams and she hears the car drive off. She gets up from under the bed to read the note and it says. ĎI could see your feet. We are out of bread so Iím away to get someí