Things I've learned from watching TV
Posted by John K on December 18, 2019, 4:33 pm
It's always possible to park outside the building you are visiting. |
People on TV never finish their drinks.
A single match will be sufficient to light up a room the size of a football stadium.
It's easy for anyone to land a plane, provided there is someone in the control tower to talk you down.
A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.
Any person waking from a nightmare will sit bolt upright and pant.
One man shooting at twenty men has a better chance of killing them all, than twenty men shooting at one man.
Cars and trucks that crash will almost always burst into flames.
Action heroes never face charges of manslaughter or criminal damage despite laying entire cities to waste.
No matter how badly a spaceship is attacked, its internal gravity system is never damaged.
All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red readouts so that you know exactly when they are going to go off.