just for laughs
Posted by Colin Mcallister on January 7, 2020, 12:16 pm
After my wife died I couldn't look at another woman for 10 years. But now that I am out of jail, I can honestly say it was worth it. |
Got an e mail from a bored housewife looking for some action,Ive sent her my ironing, that will keep her busy.
The wife has been hinting that she wants something black and lacy so I got her a pair of football boots.
My wife shouted at me to open the car door but I was to busy swimming for the surface.
My wife apologised for the first time ever today..she said she's sorry she ever matted me.