Re: Geordie Humour
Posted by Russ Woodward on April 29, 2020, 12:58 pm, in reply to "Geordie Humour"
Geordies in his taxi outside the airport when a yank comes out of the terminal and jumps in his cab, hey man take me on a sight seeing tour of Newcastle, so Geordie sets off, his first stop is St. James's park, Geordie says to the yank "this is the home of football in Newcastle", to which the yank replies "We've got soccer stadiums ten times the size." Geordie takes him to the Tyne Bridge next and explains " This is the iconic Tyne Bridge". To which the yank says "We've got bridges ten times the size of this all over America". Miffed with the yank by now, Geordie takes the him to Saint Nick's Asylum, on pulling up outside the yank says "and what is this building, Geordie says "a lunatic asylum and before you say it, I know you've got these ten times the size as well". |