Posted by John K on October 20, 2020, 10:52 am
Geordie walks into his local butchers and asks for a pound of ‘what’s what’. The butcher, puzzled by this request, informs Geordie that they don’t sell ‘what’s what’. So Geordie leaves, only to come back the next day and ask for the same. The butcher, in a light hearted mood thinks Geordie is pulling his leg, so he chuckles lightly and informs him that they do not sell ‘what’s what’ and sends him on his way once again. The next day Geordie returns, more determined than ever, and asks for a pound of ‘what’s what’. The butcher is infuriated, "Stop wasting my time and your own - I"ve told you before we don"t sell ‘what’s what’, nor have we ever heard of it!" bellows the Butcher. "What’s that then?" Geordie says quickly, pointing at a random selection of meat. ."What’s what?" the butcher replies. Geordie answers, "Weel, ah’l hev a poond of that then."